Comedy Funnel

Here is a positive laugh producer! You the performer get the assistance of two boys (or adults). One of the boys starts pumping the other boy's arm when suddenly, liquid (water, wine or milk) begins pouring from the funnel which had previously been shown empty. You have control of the liquid at all times and can make it stop or pour whenever desired.
 
This model is made of spun aluminum and as the funnel is used with liquids, this makes it completely immune to rust. Just wipe it clean after use, with soft cloth or tissue, and it will retain its pristine. The funnel is sturdily built and is 7 inches approx in height.
Comedy routines included!